Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 03:31 am
Title: Cracked
Pairing: Obnoxiously obvious and yet strangely convoluted Ryopi >_>
Rating: R. To be safe, but also because this is inappropriately stupid. Really. LOL.
Genre: CRACK, YO. Romance if you squint REALLY hard.
Word Count: Pretty darn short. XD
Warnings: Buckets of swearing, typed straight into lj without spellcheck, un-beta-ed, and written at 3 in the morning. >_> You decide.
Disclaimer: I only wish.
Summary: Ryo is starting to crack when he can't come up with the proper lyrics to write a song to. Yamapi decides to help.

Author's Notes: Sarcastic. Very much so. This fic best reflects who I am as a person LOL. Um, dedicated to [profile] inevitabilityyonce again because today's her ACTUAL birthday! XD Happy Birthday, Clare~! Ilu! ^_^ :3333


(Ryo almost pukes. But he loves his best friend and forces himself to swallow it instead, lest he puke all over someone as gorgeous as Yamapi. The fangirls would slay him. Dead.)