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Title: TEGOSHI'S REAL FACE.
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exquisite__x
Rating: PG? PG13 for language? Possibly?
Fandom: NEWS, pretty much. Random other JE is added in.
Summary: You think Tegoshi's just this adorable, innocent boy? I think not. Read his journal to meet the diva he truly is behind his innocent little mask.
Disclaimer: So this isn't really his journal. I made it up. Ugh.
CHECK OUT HIS FIRST ENTRY HERE.
AND HIS SECOND ENTRY? HERE.
WARNING : Tegoshi bashes a lot of other artists in these "diaries". Don't take it seriously. I actually like a lot of the artists that get bashed. But Tego's supposed to be a bitch. So. Haha.
April 23rd, 2006
Dear Diary,
Did you miss me? Err. Of course you did. I haven't written for like, more than a week. Because I was too busy. And wanna know why I was too busy? BECAUSE I'M SO POPULAR AND EVERYONE WANTS MEEE. Hells yeah, bitch.
So. Yesterday I hung out with Jimmy. You know, the tall half boy who has like no life whatsoever and tries to be all hot shit but the "peak" of his career was when he was like 16? Um, yeah. I think the only reason why he's in JE is because he writes dumb 'I-AM-THE-JAP-LUDACRIS' songs for his so-called best friend Akanishi Jin. (Too bad they still like don't make sense.) Oh, and he's like tall and gaijin. But that's about it. And the reason why I, THE Tegoshi Yuya, hung out with him? We go to like the same school. THAT WOULD BE WASEDA UNIVERSITY, BITCHES. I know, I'm like amazing. I'm not only gorgeous and talented - I'm smart too. HAHAH. Jimmy only got into Waseda because he like went to an international school. So I still win. He's weird, too. He insists on calling me "Tesshy" but EW?! Only certain people are allowed to call me that. AND THAT TOTALLY DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU, JAMES FUCKING MARTIN! He also treats me like I'm 5 years old. Bitchface, I have a fucking like CD out and I'm in all these shows and movies and things while YOU? You just get one page on like, Myojo (And I'm in everything else PLUS I get MULTIPLE pages) once a month and that's about it. LMAO LOSERRRR. Just because you're friends with Akanishi and Yamashitter and you're gaijin doesn't mean you're hot shit.
Ew. Ya-ya-yah got to be on Music Station on Friday with like a bunch of other JE Jr. kids. I think Music Station has like a contract with JE and they have to have at least like one JE group on every time. BUT YA-YA-YAH?! That's so sad. They should have gotten NEWS - oh wait, no. Drinking problems. Nevermind. Ugh, at least it wasn't KAT-FUCKING-TUN. Apparently one of the T's (God I don't even know his name. BUT HE KNOWS MIIIINE OH SNAP) wants to kill me. SHUT UPPP I'M HOTTER THAN YOU. KTHXBI. Anyway. Ya-ya-yah. So they're cute! A couple of them are even like my friends. But they're that young and they're on Music Station? Please. (I KNOW I was on Music Station at their age but I'm SPECIAL so shut the fuck up.) Actually, fine. I'll admit it. I just hate Shoon. UGHH. I hate him. He like tries to steal Massu away from me. GOD SHOON, STOP TRYING BECAUSE I'M SEXIER ANYWAY. And Massu is so stupid that he like falls for it. It's so absofuckinglutely annoying and irritating. He's MINEMINEMINE. Ugh. I hate you Shoon. IhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIHATEYOU. You get any closer to Massu and I will bitchslap you so hard that your square face will fall right off of your weirdo skinny body. Yeah. Sorry, but my body's sexy skinny. Yours? Not so much.
The other day Ryo-sama and I got into a fight.
*RYOSAMA AND ME MAKING OUT*
*Stop making out. I sit on Ryo's lap. We talk. Kind of.*
Ryo : Tegonyan. You're so cute.
Me : <33333! *GIggling.*
Massu walks by.
Massu : TEGOSHIIIIIII <333 *HUGS* LET'S GO OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT OKAAAY?! YAKINIKU ON ME! THEN YOU CAN COME OVER.
Me : OKAY! CALL ME! LOVE YOU!
Massu walks away.
Ryo : OMG. ARE YOU STILL SEEING HIM?!
Me : ...yes. ..........B-B-BUT YOU'RE MY NUMBER 1, I PROMISE!!
Ryo : GOD TEGOSHI I'M WAY HOTTER THAN HIM. *Throws a fit* BREAK UP WITH HIM NOW. YOU'RE MIIIINE!
Me : *Thinks : Ugh, drama queeeeeen.* But Ryo-sama, I'M NOT YOUR NUMBER ONE, AM I?! UCHI IS YOUR NUMBER ONE! THAT'S NOT FAIIIIRRR!
Ryo : Oh yeah. AHAHAHA. Okay. But don't do that cool slidey thing you do with your tongue with him. That's only with me.
Me : Oh. Okay!
*WE MAKE OUT AGAIN*
In the end, it was okay.
CRAP. SHIGE'S HERE TO PICK ME UP FOR OUR FACIALS.
Love,
TEGOSHI <33 XOXO
Dear Diary,
Did you miss me? Err. Of course you did. I haven't written for like, more than a week. Because I was too busy. And wanna know why I was too busy? BECAUSE I'M SO POPULAR AND EVERYONE WANTS MEEE. Hells yeah, bitch.
So. Yesterday I hung out with Jimmy. You know, the tall half boy who has like no life whatsoever and tries to be all hot shit but the "peak" of his career was when he was like 16? Um, yeah. I think the only reason why he's in JE is because he writes dumb 'I-AM-THE-JAP-LUDACRIS' songs for his so-called best friend Akanishi Jin. (Too bad they still like don't make sense.) Oh, and he's like tall and gaijin. But that's about it. And the reason why I, THE Tegoshi Yuya, hung out with him? We go to like the same school. THAT WOULD BE WASEDA UNIVERSITY, BITCHES. I know, I'm like amazing. I'm not only gorgeous and talented - I'm smart too. HAHAH. Jimmy only got into Waseda because he like went to an international school. So I still win. He's weird, too. He insists on calling me "Tesshy" but EW?! Only certain people are allowed to call me that. AND THAT TOTALLY DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU, JAMES FUCKING MARTIN! He also treats me like I'm 5 years old. Bitchface, I have a fucking like CD out and I'm in all these shows and movies and things while YOU? You just get one page on like, Myojo (And I'm in everything else PLUS I get MULTIPLE pages) once a month and that's about it. LMAO LOSERRRR. Just because you're friends with Akanishi and Yamashitter and you're gaijin doesn't mean you're hot shit.
Ew. Ya-ya-yah got to be on Music Station on Friday with like a bunch of other JE Jr. kids. I think Music Station has like a contract with JE and they have to have at least like one JE group on every time. BUT YA-YA-YAH?! That's so sad. They should have gotten NEWS - oh wait, no. Drinking problems. Nevermind. Ugh, at least it wasn't KAT-FUCKING-TUN. Apparently one of the T's (God I don't even know his name. BUT HE KNOWS MIIIINE OH SNAP) wants to kill me. SHUT UPPP I'M HOTTER THAN YOU. KTHXBI. Anyway. Ya-ya-yah. So they're cute! A couple of them are even like my friends. But they're that young and they're on Music Station? Please. (I KNOW I was on Music Station at their age but I'm SPECIAL so shut the fuck up.) Actually, fine. I'll admit it. I just hate Shoon. UGHH. I hate him. He like tries to steal Massu away from me. GOD SHOON, STOP TRYING BECAUSE I'M SEXIER ANYWAY. And Massu is so stupid that he like falls for it. It's so absofuckinglutely annoying and irritating. He's MINEMINEMINE. Ugh. I hate you Shoon. IhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIHATEYOU. You get any closer to Massu and I will bitchslap you so hard that your square face will fall right off of your weirdo skinny body. Yeah. Sorry, but my body's sexy skinny. Yours? Not so much.
The other day Ryo-sama and I got into a fight.
*RYOSAMA AND ME MAKING OUT*
*Stop making out. I sit on Ryo's lap. We talk. Kind of.*
Ryo : Tegonyan. You're so cute.
Me : <33333! *GIggling.*
Massu walks by.
Massu : TEGOSHIIIIIII <333 *HUGS* LET'S GO OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT OKAAAY?! YAKINIKU ON ME! THEN YOU CAN COME OVER.
Me : OKAY! CALL ME! LOVE YOU!
Massu walks away.
Ryo : OMG. ARE YOU STILL SEEING HIM?!
Me : ...yes. ..........B-B-BUT YOU'RE MY NUMBER 1, I PROMISE!!
Ryo : GOD TEGOSHI I'M WAY HOTTER THAN HIM. *Throws a fit* BREAK UP WITH HIM NOW. YOU'RE MIIIINE!
Me : *Thinks : Ugh, drama queeeeeen.* But Ryo-sama, I'M NOT YOUR NUMBER ONE, AM I?! UCHI IS YOUR NUMBER ONE! THAT'S NOT FAIIIIRRR!
Ryo : Oh yeah. AHAHAHA. Okay. But don't do that cool slidey thing you do with your tongue with him. That's only with me.
Me : Oh. Okay!
*WE MAKE OUT AGAIN*
In the end, it was okay.
CRAP. SHIGE'S HERE TO PICK ME UP FOR OUR FACIALS.
Love,
TEGOSHI <33 XOXO
Comments/Criticism please! Also, any ideas on any particular JE people that you'd want to see in these? Because I'm sort of clueless as to what you all want?
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